Hubby and I along with our Harley buddy stopped for a quick breakfast of eggs bacon the works. Now we are fat and happy ready for the short 3 1/2 hour drive home, or so we thought. Less than 10 miles from town we ran into a thunderstorm from H..., we are talking can't see to drive, winds, lightning, thunder, swirling clouds, the roads were flooded in minuets.
A few more miles down the road we are in it again, now there is a fruit stand with SC tree ripe peaches, that was one item on our gotta have list. Crap if I am not the one who gets to run out and purchase a bushel of peaches in the torrential rain. I am now went down to my undies and the suitcase is buried in the back, OK a beach towel will have to do. The rain continues so hard we can hardly see, then it hits.
Evidently the restaurant we stopped at didn't have the eggs in a cooler or else they had left them on the counter to long. Oh what the H... a little food poisoning never hurt anybody, after all we ate the last week a good cleaning out might not be a bad idea. My sweet hubby does a u turn to get to a typical not so great looking establishment in the back woods of SC. OK I am a brave gal but I felt the need for an escort, the place was a real dump. Back in the Damn pouring down rain and I see no restroom signs. The nice scary looking lady at the counter said they had one in the back, its marked storage room. I walk into a dark room that is wall to wall video poker machines slam full of people smoking, drinking and working the machines. Crap just like on TV, illegal as all get out, a fella looks up and say's "Yourins looking for a toilet?" Yes sir I am then I spot it.
I walk up a few wooden steps to a door not marked but thankfully it was what some in the back woods of SC would consider a restroom. Picture this. Three what I would call garage sinks, you know the plastic ones that you wash garden shoes and such in are lined up on one wall, 2 sinks have been cleverly modified to become men's urinals, you then step up to a platform that has the toilet which is missing a seat. There was no turning back at this point. I won't go into the details but you can use your imagination, dripping wet in a cute little sun dress with matching flip flops and no lock on the door. I was finished with the paperwork in a matter of seconds. I hit the door running telling Rambo man to put it in drive FAST!!!
We hit one after another sever thunderstorms and tornado's on the way home, took us 7 hours to arrive home to yet another storm. Our Buddy Big Dog made it home safely after cutting north of the really bad storms but still a steady rain. After 7 hours of travel my dress and all the layers underneath were still wet.
Now setting at home in dry PJ's sipping a carmel apple cider watching a little football. Please Lord don't let the authorities show up at the door and arrest me for being in a video poker den, I have a bushel of peaches to can in the AM!!!!
Now setting at home in dry PJ's sipping a carmel apple cider watching a little football. Please Lord don't let the authorities show up at the door and arrest me for being in a video poker den, I have a bushel of peaches to can in the AM!!!!
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